Anatomy of a mule

I don't really think the Mule weighed two tons but it sure felt like it.

The innards:
A bladder with 80oz of water
One 24oz bottle of Hammer Perpetuam
One 5 serving flask of Hammer Gel

One red blinker
One Container of Hammer Endurolytes + Ibuprofen (nothing used)
One Hammer change purse full of quarters (you never know when you are going to pass a Vu)
Two spare tubes
One air pump
One first aid kit
One tire patch kit
Bag of Pretzels
Keys
Blackberry

The seat bag also had some weight to be considered:
Multi tool
15mm Craftsman wrench
One spare tube
Tire lever

That is all
Duke