50 Ways to Kill a Twinkie

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Duke
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Seen this on serious eats.


Paul Simon enumerates 50 ways to leave a lover, but CakeSpy offers 50 ways to kill a Twinkie. While you could just eat them, you could also wait for a Teddy Graham infestation, well-stocked bookshelf for smashing, hungry snake, or noose. Got any others?

"The extraordinary part of [my method] lies in its simplicity..The height of cultivation always runs to simplicity." - Bruce Lee

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Duke
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Twinkie + PBR = Awesome

Twinkie and PBR = awesome

"The extraordinary part of [my method] lies in its simplicity..The height of cultivation always runs to simplicity." - Bruce Lee

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The picture above is Abby's

The picture above is Abby's Viagra :.)

EVERYBODY DIES BUT NOT EVERYONE LIVES

Duke
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It gets me a chub

Its giving me a chub

"The extraordinary part of [my method] lies in its simplicity..The height of cultivation always runs to simplicity." - Bruce Lee

2012 SS Odometer - 0064.63 - Pedometer - 0036.0
2011 SS Odometer - 1704.25 - Pedometer - 0266.0
2010 SS Odometer - 5616

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The only problem with that

The only problem with that picture is that the cans aren`t open yet and the twinkie hasn`t even been unwrapped....WTF?

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Funny you say that.. I was

Funny you say that.. I was thinking the same thing.. (full cans)

Should be empty, and smashed a tiny bit from a failed forehead can smashing incident..