Insult to Injury

So I get to the bar last night for our pre-game meeting and the barkeep, who normally just starts pouring my tall PBR when he sees me walk in the door, informs me that they are OUT OF PBR!!!!!! WTF???? I went into panic mode, I've never ordered anything but PBR. There are 15 other beers to choose from and I was lost. I eventually ordered the champagne of beers and a basket of fries. Then I get in the locker room at the ice arena and the beer-bitch for the week brought a 30 pack of natty light. Natty Light!!!!

So to recap last night, our sponsoring bar ran out of PBR, the locker room beer was natty light and then we lost the 11 p.m. game by a score of 5-0.

I have a headache this morning after drinking one tall and one short of high life and almost a whole can of natty. I couldn't even finish it, it was disgusting. I'm tired.