!!!!! WIN FREE JERSEY !!!!!

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Napper
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Here is the contest and anyone can play. Write a short blurb of who will win and why in a steel cage match Verno or Xcountry with their SS bikes. And the prize you ask One 2008 MYSS.COM Jersey with free shipping and super secret double top secret special prize/free gift. No limit on entries. Disclaimer winners are responsible for taxes and any fame or other fortune that comes their way. Offer not valid in to anyone in California those guys are just plain nuts.

EVERYBODY DIES BUT NOT EVERYONE LIVES

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This is a tough one and I

This is a tough one and I hate to vote against verno but xcountry ordered two sizes of bibs this year so who knows whats going on down there. 

"The extraordinary part of [my method] lies in its simplicity..The height of cultivation always runs to simplicity." - Bruce Lee

2012 SS Odometer - 0235.93 - Pedometer - 0070.0
2011 SS Odometer - 1704.25 - Pedometer - 0266.0
2010 SS Odometer - 5616

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Verno by flying arm
waynecook
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Close your eyes and read this...

After they both put their Mucha Lucha masks on and assume their Mexican wrestling names, Verno (El Chupacabra) and Xcountry (Fighting c***) enter the ring. Verno asks what Brown can do for Xcountry and comes at him like a spider monkey. Xcountry in a "Pre" like move starts to do erratic laps around the ring muttering something about a long winter, riding alone at Hanson in the rain, and sacrificing the gift. Vern promises a "special delivery" if Xcountry doesn't stand still. Xcountry makes his move, grabbing Verno around the neck is a pseudo sleeper hold, Verno gets ahold of Xcountry's leg and rips it off. Xcountry starts cackling like Hunter S. Thompson in Fear and Loathing. This makes Verno think he may be messing with the wrong Jefe. After being released, Xcountry screams "your package is about to be processed, BI***!" Xcountry mounts his Superfly and tabletops off the top rope onto Verno's chest, thus making him the SS, Mucha Lucha, Gratiot County, bab boy.

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Throw Down

X-Country in his skin tight Spandex,backed up to the steel mesh, eyeing Verno, then he makes his move, spins up his SingleSpeed steed, and out of mid air puts a NASTY tailwhip to Verno for the WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As he screams EAT MY COG LOSER!!!!!

Mango

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Why me?? (again)

Why me?? (again)

Steve

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One motivation.....A Orval

One motivation.....A Orval when a arrive

 

have just understood the subject of the contest….I had not very understood while translating ...... sorry.

 

I don't know Xcountry and Verno but It will fight with blow of cog and chain if it passes the finishing line together which will be able to taste ............. a good fresh Orval beer

 

 

One Speed, My speed.....;and more beer

waynecook
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That's awesome...

even the Belgians are getting in on the act!

Napper
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Great job guys keep em

Great job guys keep em coming. Heck might even have to get out 2 (yes I'm that damn crazy) prize winners.

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While you guys are watching

While you guys are watching the cage match, I'll be watching some wrestling instead. I think the one on the bottom is about to be "canned".

bh357
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As to the cage match, a quick

As to the cage match, a quick Google Image search for "Verno" brings up stuff like this. Searching Google Images for XCountry brings up pictures of motorcycles. Verno fo' sure.